He was the king of this ally. Anyone who came down it met a fatal ending. When he heard a couple giggling as they made their way towards him he laughed as his luck. Two for one deal. Perfect.
The closer the couple got the happier he became. The girl was no more than 5’5”. If that. This was going to be easy and pie. The girl saw him first and let out a shriek. When her date looked up he took a step backwards. Too easy. But he wanted to savor his dinner. With one large stride he was next to them.
Grabbing the man’s neck he thrust him into the brick wall behind them. He crumpled to the ground and was out for the count. “This just leaves you and me, sweetie.” He smiled at her licking the tips of his fangs.
“You knocked out my date.” She yelled. “You know how much work goes into looking this hot?”
“Twenty minutes max.” He scoffed
“Bastard!” As her date was unconscious she figured it was time to show this asshole who she really was. “You fucked with the wrong girl tonight, Vampire.”
Pulling out a stake from her clutch bag she lunged. He chuckled at her and dodged her attack. “That’s like totally cute.” He mocked. “But a cutey like you should be careful with such a big stick. I promise it’ll only hurt for a second. Then you’ll be begging for more.”
“Please.” She threw herself at him forcing him further into the ally. “I’ve handled bigger tools than this and smarter ones than you.” Her aim was off and she grazed his shoulder before rolling out of his way. Thus the dance of Hunter and Vampire. Minutes passed as the lunged and dodged each other. Her date luckily maintained unconscious. She had the Vampire pinned against the wall. Stake aimed for his heart. With one hard thrust she had him. But the stake didn’t meet flesh. Instead the smell of smoke had her choking and loosening her grip on him.
He had one last trick up his sleeves. This little girl wasn’t getting the best of him. He reached in his jacket pocket and grabbed three round objects and threw them down at his feet.
He vanished into a poof of smoke. This was so cliché she couldn’t believe it happened. Vampires disappearing into smoke? What had the world come to? Then a crash of garbage cans and a curse. The smoke was clearing and she saw him stumble down the alleyway. What the heck?
“Did you forget to turn into a bat and fly away?” She mocked as she pounced on his fallen figure. Seconds later he really did vanish into dust as her stake pierced his heart. “Vampires. Totally overrated.”
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